Stars and Tartan
Derek and Nessa are out to podcast about the randomness of their lives, with a touch of snark.

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Episode 42 wishes a Happy Birthday to Dick Cavett, Ted Turner, and Larry King!

They both breath. S & T is a year old! Dinner with Miss Wes, Tim Corrimal, and Ron Prada Soho! Check our the group recording we did at There are Some Who Call Me Tim. A new job for Ramble Redhead? Derek isn't the only one getting abused. Email us your address for Christmas cards! There are some who think I'm Irish. Vote for Big Fatty Online at podcastawards.com! You can vote once a day through the end of November!

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Direct download: 42_ST42_Penis_HELLO.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:27 PM
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Episode 41 wishes a Happy Birthday to Bryan Adams, Art Garfunkel, and Kevin Jonas!

Everything I Do, I Do it For You. The Douchebags and the Ghost Hunters. We Like To Git R Dun At Our House. Pop a Pig. Bob Dole. School days. Lasist! That was a nice dinner. Aunt Marcia. Derek's mum saw a ghost!  Ding Ding Ding!  Thanks Teri for the Spanish junk and stuff!

Thanks to TWSS for the extended intro!

Next week is Stars & Tartan's one year anniversary!

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Direct download: 41_ST41_Gimmie_the_List.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:58 PM
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Episode 40 wishes a happy birthday to Richard Dreyfuss, Kate Jackson, and Winona Ryder!

She's 38?! This is it! No more death this year! Johnny 5 alive! Go check out
NormaJeans6thtoe on youtube! There were no azzes backing up! Mr. G! Braceface!

Thanks to The Gravitas for the intro!

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Direct download: 40_ST40_Did_You_Give_Her_a_Derek_Sa.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:41 PM
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Episode 39 wishes a Happy Birthday to Brian Boitano, Curly Howard, and Christopher Lloyd!
 
1.21 Gigawatts (not seven nessa)!  Monopoly Nerds.  Ghost Lab and Nessa does not watch the scary movies.  Thank you so much Joe from Dallas for the package (honk!) and Walt for the Christmas bliss!  Skydiving has been cancelled.
 
Thanks Kevin for the intro!
 
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Direct download: 39_ST39_Back_Dat_Azz_Up.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:23 PM
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Episode 38 wishes a Happy Birthday to Richard Carpenter, Vanessa Marcil, and Penny Marshall!

We are lazy. You're a liar! Super fast run down of Disney. Babysitting. Weirdca.com. Christmas planning, yes it's only October. Voicemails lead to Derek making himself laugh so hard he chokes.

Thanks Scotty for the intro!

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Direct download: 38_ST38_Acrotomophilia_or_Nubby_F_u.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:28 PM
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In this episode, Derek and Nessa recorded random message on the iPhone and put it together as a show. We had a blast and will talk more in depth about our trip next week.


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Direct download: 37_ST37_A_Sea_of_Red_Shirts.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:56 PM
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Episode 36 wishes a happy birthday to Jim Henson, Linda McCartney, and Phil Hartman.  Too soon!
 
Jay Leno's new (old) show.  Follow PeeWee on Twitter @PeeweeHerman.  Paul has a nubby fetish.  Derek makes up a Christmas tradition.  Derek makes crazy birthday plans.  Disney is a next week!  Derek was in the shower and made himself proud.  We love Glee!  Morphing Bush through the decades.  Eww cooties!  Surprising Grandfather Johnston.  I said female vagina hahaha!
 
 
Thank you Bob (Daniel) for the intro!
 
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Direct download: 36_ST36_Im_Not_Beating_Off.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:15 PM
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Episode 35 wishes a Happy Birthday to Roddy McDowall, Anne Bancroft, and John Ritter!
 
Come and knock on our door!  Water!  Work fun with Derek.  Car accidents and allergic reations.  Nessa's first crush.  Adventures in babysitting.  Sorry Ricky!
Thanks Matt from SpankingBeaArthur for the intro! 
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Direct download: ST35_A_Hoodie_For_Your_Goodie.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:51 PM
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Episode 34 wishes a happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, Jose Feliciano, and Ryan Phillippe!
 
Sorry we were away, there was a death in the Stars & Tartan household.  New video games.  I want cheese and lettuce on my sandwich, and a coffee!  Nessa got her hair did, pictures are a maybe.  Marital Bliss leaves no winners, just big weenurs!  Cunty McLint Trap wears a Yoko Ono glasses and a wig.  Take Lost of the air!  Kitchen Aid obsession and a Monopoly Nintendo. 
 
So what's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepherd?
 
Trucker Alex, we miss your emails :)
 
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Direct download: 34_ST34_Get_Te_F_uck.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:50 PM
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Episode 33 wishes a Happy Birthday to Daryl Dragon, Ma$e, and Pee-Wee Herman!

You named your cat Julius! Pants! I found Pee-Wee's pants! Derek is racist! Marital bliss with the S&T crew! Derek gives a little TMI! Nessa is an old man tracker!  It wasn't a fart!  Donald, where's your trousers?!
 
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Direct download: STEP33.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:04 PM
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