Thu, 10 December 2009  Episode 44 wishes a Happy Birthday to Susan Dey, Bobby Flay, and Derek!
What does Derek and David Carradine have in common? 30 is old. Rice Crispies' cake. Super Mario is hard! Stories from Ye Auld Scotland. Nosey Mom. Thanks for the plugs! Sorry Granda!
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Thu, 3 December 2009  Episode 43 wishes a Happy Birthday Andy Williams, Ozzy Osborne, and Scotty the Little Aussie Battler.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! 125 a day. Facebook stalking. Thanksgiving. Beloved Casina. Top Ramen follows me on twitter. Quantity, not quality. Sorry Jesus! Old people shouldn't tongue in public. Say brown! Simple Derek. James Lipton time.
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Thu, 19 November 2009  Episode 42 wishes a Happy Birthday to Dick Cavett, Ted Turner, and Larry King! They both breath. S & T is a year old! Dinner with Miss Wes, Tim Corrimal, and Ron Prada Soho! Check our the group recording we did at There are Some Who Call Me Tim. A new job for Ramble Redhead? Derek isn't the only one getting abused. Email us your address for Christmas cards! There are some who think I'm Irish. Vote for Big Fatty Online at podcastawards.com! You can vote once a day through the end of November! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Comments[0] |
Thu, 5 November 2009  Episode 41 wishes a Happy Birthday to Bryan Adams, Art Garfunkel, and Kevin Jonas! Everything I Do, I Do it For You. The Douchebags and the Ghost Hunters. We Like To Git R Dun At Our House. Pop a Pig. Bob Dole. School days. Lasist! That was a nice dinner. Aunt Marcia. Derek's mum saw a ghost! Ding Ding Ding! Thanks Teri for the Spanish junk and stuff! Thanks to TWSS for the extended intro! Next week is Stars & Tartan's one year anniversary! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Don't have iTunes, download us here! Comments[0] |
Thu, 29 October 2009  Episode 40 wishes a happy birthday to Richard Dreyfuss, Kate Jackson, and Winona Ryder! She's 38?! This is it! No more death this year! Johnny 5 alive! Go check out NormaJeans6thtoe on youtube! There were no azzes backing up! Mr. G! Braceface! Thanks to The Gravitas for the intro! Comments[0] |
Thu, 22 October 2009  Episode 39 wishes a Happy Birthday to Brian Boitano, Curly Howard, and Christopher Lloyd! 1.21 Gigawatts (not seven nessa)! Monopoly Nerds. Ghost Lab and Nessa does not watch the scary movies. Thank you so much Joe from Dallas for the package (honk!) and Walt for the Christmas bliss! Skydiving has been cancelled. Thanks Kevin for the intro! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 15 October 2009  Episode 38 wishes a Happy Birthday to Richard Carpenter, Vanessa Marcil, and Penny Marshall! We are lazy. You're a liar! Super fast run down of Disney. Babysitting. Weirdca.com. Christmas planning, yes it's only October. Voicemails lead to Derek making himself laugh so hard he chokes. Thanks Scotty for the intro! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 8 October 2009  In this episode, Derek and Nessa recorded random message on the iPhone and put it together as a show. We had a blast and will talk more in depth about our trip next week. Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[1] |
Thu, 24 September 2009  Episode 36 wishes a happy birthday to Jim Henson, Linda McCartney, and Phil Hartman. Too soon! Jay Leno's new (old) show. Follow PeeWee on Twitter @PeeweeHerman. Paul has a nubby fetish. Derek makes up a Christmas tradition. Derek makes crazy birthday plans. Disney is a next week! Derek was in the shower and made himself proud. We love Glee! Morphing Bush through the decades. Eww cooties! Surprising Grandfather Johnston. I said female vagina hahaha! Trucker Alex's application recommendation <---click there. Thank you Bob (Daniel) for the intro! Comments[1] |
Thu, 17 September 2009  Episode 35 wishes a Happy Birthday to Roddy McDowall, Anne Bancroft, and John Ritter! Come and knock on our door! Water! Work fun with Derek. Car accidents and allergic reations. Nessa's first crush. Adventures in babysitting. Sorry Ricky! Thanks Matt from SpankingBeaArthur for the intro! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 10 September 2009  Episode 34 wishes a happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, Jose Feliciano, and Ryan Phillippe! Sorry we were away, there was a death in the Stars & Tartan household. New video games. I want cheese and lettuce on my sandwich, and a coffee! Nessa got her hair did, pictures are a maybe. Marital Bliss leaves no winners, just big weenurs! Cunty McLint Trap wears a Yoko Ono glasses and a wig. Take Lost of the air! Kitchen Aid obsession and a Monopoly Nintendo. So what's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepherd? Trucker Alex, we miss your emails :) Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 27 August 2009  Episode 33 wishes a Happy Birthday to Daryl Dragon, Ma$e, and Pee-Wee Herman! You named your cat Julius! Pants! I found Pee-Wee's pants! Derek is racist! Marital bliss with the S&T crew! Derek gives a little TMI! Nessa is an old man tracker! It wasn't a fart! Donald, where's your trousers?! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 20 August 2009  Episode 32 wishes a Happy Birthday to Isaac Hayes, Connie Chung, and Robert Plant. I know! He face-surfed down the asphalt. How do they stay up there? Blame Cash for Clunkers, Glenn Beck, and changing addresses for the lack of show. Do not try to educate me, this is not a political show! Nessa was grooming herself to be a hobo. Derek needs to clean the inside of the toilet and Nessa needs to take out the recycling. Peanut butter pickle time! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Don't have iTunes, download us here! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Comments[0] |
Thu, 6 August 2009  Episode 31 wishes a happy birthday to Lucille Ball, Geri Halliwell, and Elliott Smith! If you wanna be my lover! Weenur! Derek's parents are swingers! Do Nessie a favor and call GEICO at 1-800-841-3000 and give them code 113038. Pretty please! Derek never wins. Casina withdrawls! Nessapedia Brown! Call us with your favorite teacher story! Derek's not very technical! Elliott Smith obsession. Between the Bars at the end! Thank you Luna for the show's intro! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Don't have iTunes, download us here! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Comments[0] |
Thu, 30 July 2009  Episode 30 wishes Janet Reno, Lisa Kudrow, and Laurence Fishburne a Happy Birthday! Captain Curtis and She-Ra (fuck yeah)! Nessa was never Evil Lynn again. Come to Disneyland on October 3rd and buy Derek a churro! Email us or Wes at liveitupthepodcast@gmail.com if you re coming! Stories from Ye Auld Scotland! Nessa is like Wikipedia! Follow Nessa on Twitter http://twitter.com/MissMisery to see the senior picture. It's simple economics baby! Thanks Melanie for the intro! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Don't have iTunes, download us here! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Comments[0] |
Thu, 23 July 2009  Episode 29 Wishes a Happy Birthday to Bury Convey, Marlon Wayans, and Daniel Radcliffe. Derek and Daniel could be twinzies! Nessa is a little loopy from nap time. Congrats Ricky! It wasn't water, it was water based. He used Flo from Progressive! Marital bliss cause Derek's a liar and Nessa is a naggy bitch! Maybe the babies aren't her's. Stories from Ye Auld Scotland. Weenur for Auntie Vera and Gooch! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Don't have iTunes, download us here! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Comments[0] |
Thu, 16 July 2009  Episode 28 wishes a Happy Birthday to Ginger Rogers, Michael Flatley, and Will Ferrell! Is Chad Smith and Will Ferrell the same person? Marital bliss and car trouble. While I was editing this show, I found a drop of Derek's masturbatory lube on my computra. Paypal and bank account update. I just want to play Sims 3! Thanks for the intro DQ Rick! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Comments[0] |
Thu, 2 July 2009  Derek and I were very proud to be participants in the 48 hours of live shows during the 26th, 27th, and 28th at pride48.com. This is the majority of the show that we did on Friday night. The first 15 minutes were missing because I was drunk and forgot to hit record. We will be back next week with our regular audio show. Special thanks to Phreddy for the intro! Comments[0] |
Thu, 18 June 2009  Episode 26 wishes Paul McCartney, Isabella Rossellini, and Nathan Morris a Happy Birthday! Walking across America, winning big, a new family member, & why Derek may be a little weird! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! The contest is still going on! Email your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say: Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars & Tartan! You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com! Winner will be announced during our stream on pride48.com at 10pm PST on June 26th! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 11 June 2009  Episode 25 wishes a Happy Birthday to Vince Lombardi, Jacques Cousteau, and Gene Wilder! (With a special shout out to Anne Frank) Q-Tips are your friends. Thanks to DQYDJ and Mandie for pressies! Derek and his coffee woes! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! The contest is still going on! Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say: Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars & Tartan! You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com! Winner will be announced during our stream on pride48.com, time TBA! Comments[0] |
Thu, 4 June 2009  Episode 24 wishes a Happy Birthday to Michelle Phillips, Bruce Dern, and Angelina Jolie! Sorry we were gone so long! We had visitors! Viva Las Vegas! Birthday thanks! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! (details at starsandtartan.com) Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say: Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars & Tartan! You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com! Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 14 May 2009  Episode 23 wishes Happy Birthday to Jack Bruce, Tim Roth, and Miranda Cosgrove! Bad mood Nessa! Excited for the upcoming Vegas trip and Ladies Night! Sonics and their line can suck it! Phreddy is like Guy Fieri, but better looking!  Tales of high school days! Dog food and hotdogs! Mighty dog might dog hehehe! 
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Thu, 7 May 2009  Episode 22 wishes Happy Birthday to Gabby Hayes, Teresa Brewer, and Auntie Vera Charles! You get 50% in California. Catching up with the Johnstons! Is swoll a word? Eye trouble, Bank Fees, Nessa's responsible addiction. Tales of Ye Auld Scotland. Keep an eye on the website for a new poll! Bjorn's waffles: 1 egg 1 cup milk 8 ounces sour cream 1 tablespoon butter, melted 2 cups baking mix (bisquick, etc.) 8 strips bacon, cooked and crumbled 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese Combine egg, milk, sour cream and butter; mix until well blended. Fold in bacon and cheese. Bake in preheated waffle iron according to manufacturer's directions until golden brown. tastes great with a side of bacon. maple syrup at your leisure. A new contest, Hurrah! Email of your MP3 or call our voicemail line and say: Hi, my name is (your name here), and you're listening to Stars & Tartan! You can win a $25 gift card from Amazon.com! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) You can find us in iTunes! Comments[1] |
Thu, 23 April 2009  Episode 21 wishes a happy birthday to Shirley Temple and Roy Orbison! Derek's singing cast, sorry! Derek is angry at Susan Boyle and her eyebrows! Derek shares a story about a co-worker and what a letter of recommendation should be! New poll coming soon (thisiswhyyourefat.com)! Thanks for the vidjo ideas! Do Mexicans have castles? DQYDJ is not the same as PNS! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[1] |
Thu, 16 April 2009  Episode 20 wishes a happy birthday Kareem Abdul Jabar and Charlie Chaplin! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 2 April 2009  Episode 19 wishes Marvin Gay and Hans Christian Andersen a Happy Birthday! Thank you wikipedia! What is a nonreciprocating man? Sorry Christian! Nessa is ugly and we're surprised Derek graduated! Derek's looking for a daddy! More Derek plumbing issues! Vote for Derek's scareoke video at the web site! Sorry about the technical issues last week! Only with the A never the R! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
Thu, 26 March 2009  Episode 18 wishes Spock a very happy birthday!
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Thu, 19 March 2009  Episode 17, we're back ya'll and junk! Happy Birthday Wyatt Earp! Should we continue Derek's Scareoke Videos? Submit your vote at starsandtartan.com! Derek the "cable guy!" Paula Deen's hands in HD! Nightmares, nightmares! Derek gets lost, but oh, he didn't go down there! Thank you California! Vegas is booked! Check out Little Aussie Battler, Fucking Nerds Anonymous, & Steve In the UK OK! Thanks Joe for the tip! HONK! Email us at starsandtartan@gmail.com Call us at 206-426-KNOB (5662) Comments[0] |
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Sun, 28 December 2008  On a special episode of well who knows what to call this. Nessa from Stars & Tartan, Miss Wes from Live it Up, & Christian from That's What She Said Podcast chitta chat about PNS Explosion, Ricky being old, and cookies with a dash of sound effects. For part two of this episode, go check out Live it Up in iTunes! Don't have iTunes, you can get it directly from Wes' web site! For part three, go check out That's What She Said Podcast in iTunes or directly from Christian's (and Brian's) site! Comments[1] |
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